A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE LIONSGATE FOR TAKING OUT THE PART IN THE HUNGER GAMES WHERE THEY’VE JUST WON AND THEY’RE IN THE HELICOPTER BUT THEY DRAG PEETA AWAY BECAUSE HE IS DYING AND KATNISS IS SCREAMING HIS NAME THROUGH THE GLASS DOOR WHICH IS GETTING ALL BLOODY AND THEY HAVE TO SEDATE HER
My Christmas list this year:
- Ice tea imported from England
- Lifeguards imported from Spain
- Towels imported from Turkey
- Turkey imported from Maine
SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL
i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough
In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.
YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE
i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants
If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one.
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